Me: OK, I’ve narrowed it down to the Auschwitz miniseries and the documentary about Woody Allen.
Husband: You’re kidding, right?
Me: Those are the ones we both said we wouldn’t mind watching.
Husband: For a Sunday afternoon cooking session?
Husband: Lighthearted fare.
Me: Woody Allen!
Husband: I’m so tired. I can’t think. All I want to do is sleep.
Me: I know, I know. But let’s just watch a quick Seinfeld episode first.
Husband: As Jerome Levinson says–
Me: Is he Jewish?
Me: That was a joke.
Me: Babs is so talented. Are you even listening to me?
Husband: (typing) Streisand. She was good.
Me: No, she IS amazing. Funny Girl? Amazing. You’re not listening.
Husband: I’m trying to figure out where I’ll work for the next two years.
Me: THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!
(Photo: Rick Dikeman)