Drama Is Life: The Pickpocket

Sacre_Coeur_Paris_FranceMe: Did you know Angela and Robert are in Europe right now?

Husband: Really? No, I didn’t know.

Me: Yeah they were just in Paris.

Husband: Cool.

Me: And a pickpocket took Angela’s phone. And then Robert chased the guy down and got her phone back for her.

Husband: Is this supposed to make me feel a certain way?

Me: Wasn’t that brave?

Husband: Why are you telling me this?

Me: If someone stole my iPhone would you do that for me?

Husband: Yeah.

Me: Would you? Really?

Husband: I would. I mean, unless… It might be dangerous.

Me: That’s true. Robert only did it because he’s a soldier.

Husband: Are you trying to guilt me? What if I died getting your phone back? Would you want that?

Me: Angela got like a hundred likes on her Facebook post about it.

Husband: Because he survived!

Me: Sure whatever.

Husband: You actually want me to fight some guy who’s got a knife, just to get your phone back?

Me: It would help my Klout score.

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