Me: Did you know Angela and Robert are in Europe right now?
Husband: Really? No, I didn’t know.
Me: Yeah they were just in Paris.
Me: And a pickpocket took Angela’s phone. And then Robert chased the guy down and got her phone back for her.
Husband: Is this supposed to make me feel a certain way?
Me: Wasn’t that brave?
Husband: Why are you telling me this?
Me: If someone stole my iPhone would you do that for me?
Me: Would you? Really?
Husband: I would. I mean, unless… It might be dangerous.
Me: That’s true. Robert only did it because he’s a soldier.
Husband: Are you trying to guilt me? What if I died getting your phone back? Would you want that?
Me: Angela got like a hundred likes on her Facebook post about it.
Husband: Because he survived!
Me: Sure whatever.
Husband: You actually want me to fight some guy who’s got a knife, just to get your phone back?
Me: It would help my Klout score.